In Soviet Russia...

Some Soviet Russia jokes for your personal enjoyment and amusement. 

1. In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!!
2. In Soviet Russia, toilet plugs YOU!!
3. In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
4. In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson gets raped by YOU!!
5. In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
6. In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!
7. IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
8. In Soviet Russia, this can't touch YOU!!
9. In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
10. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

Read Jokes 11-21 (please note that joke one here was not on the original article)